The last time I tried to audition for a school play, I crashed and burned with a level of spectacularity generally reserved for "Die Hard" movies. So obviously when something like that happens to you, you get up, dust off and try the fuck again. I always wanted to be a theater kid. I ain't gonna let a complete lack of acting talent get in my way, now am I? Jessica Alba never did, and look where she is now.
Anyways, so the spring musical I'm auditioning for is, predictably, a musical. Which means I'll have to sing if I have any hope of getting in. Now, besides the small problem of never having any formal theater or musical training, there's a